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Halloween--
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a time to dress up and show
another side of yourself,
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or in Sue's case, six sides.
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So? What do you think?
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Oh... my... God.
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Oh, wow, honey.
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That's great,
and it's so... big.
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Aren't you too old to still be
dressing up for hall-lame-ween?
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It's a costume party, Axl,
so why don't you just shut up?
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Why don't you just get lost
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like all the rest of the dice
in this house? Hmm?
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Have you given any thought on
how you're gonna fit in the car?
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Carly's dad is taking us to
the party in his pickup truck.
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He said I can ride
in the back. It's safe.
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He's gonna strap me down
with a bungee cord.
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It's them!
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Oh, no!
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Ohh! Come on, snake eyes!
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Roll her again, roll her again.
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Hey, you two. Stop it.
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Pick up your sister and help
load her into the truck.
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I'm just gonna say it.
I hate Halloween.
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Well, you're about to
hate it a lot more.
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We're stuck taking
Brick's social skills group
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trick-or-treating next week.
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Hmm. That doesn't sound like us.
How'd you get roped into that?
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I was picking Brick up
and somebody said,
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"wouldn't it be great if they
trick-or-treated together?"
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And then everyone was talking
about which mom should go
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and then they all looked at me
and said, "we know you work."
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Sounds to me like
they were giving you an out.
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No, they didn't say,
"we know you work."
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They said, "we know you work...
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And you're a bad mom and you
don't care about your kids."
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Why do you do this to yourself?
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Oh, come on. Like you've never
been guilted into anything.
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Nope, 'cause I don't care what
other people think about me.
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That's because
you're dead inside.
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And I don't care that you
think that. See how that works?
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Oh, hey, Sue.
How was your party?
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Not great, dad. Not great.
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Aw. Sorry to hear that.
Well, see you in the morning.
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Hey, dad?
Can I ask you something?
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Okay.
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What do boys want?
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Uh, you know, your mom
is just down the hallway.
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It's just,
I went to this party,
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and I guess I thought everyone
was gonna be in costume like me.
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Aw, Sue, not again.
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You got to check this stuff out
before you go.
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No, everybody was in a costume,
just not like me.
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How about Mr. Metzger
making us memorize
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the whole opening
of "a tale of two cities"?
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Definitely the worst of times,
am I right?
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Aw, I bet they thought
you looked cute.
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They used me as a table, dad.
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I just felt like, I don't know,
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everybody got some memo
or something that I didn't get.
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I mean, since when
do you have to wear
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a teeny catholic schoolgirl
outfit with fishnets
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to have a conversation?
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You know, your mom really
likes to chat at night.
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Is that all boys like?
Is that all you liked?
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She's not a deep sleeper.
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You could just poke her.
She'll wake right up.
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I just, I-I need some advice,
dad. What do you think?
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Well, you know, honey,
uh, the thing is...
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What I've found, uh, is...
Tomorrow's a new day.
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No, no, no...
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No, no, no...
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Eh--no.
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All right, I get it.
You're not feeling it.
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So what do you want to be?
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I think I'd like to be
a large leather-bound book
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with pages that really turn.
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On the pages, I want
illustrations and writing.
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For font,
I'm leaning toward sanskrit.
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You see any book costumes here?
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They're not exactly
a hot seller this year.
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Can't you just make me one?
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Ah. Wrong family.
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By the way,
I was thinking I'd rather not
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go trick-or-treating
with the social group.
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I sort of prefer
trick-or-treating by myself.
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Yeah, well, Brick, that's
kind of why you're in the group.
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But all the kids there
are just...
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Kind of, I don't know, weird.
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And I suppose
you got in there by mistake?
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Hey, I am not the weirdest one.
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But your teacher said
you're in the top five.
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Listen, when you get
to seventh or eighth weirdest,
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then we can talk.
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Oh! I'm sorry.
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Watch it.
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Uh, I said I'm sorry.
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Stupid lady.
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Hey! I said I was sorry!
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I said "I'm sorry" twice,
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and then he calls me
"stupid lady."
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I mean, isn't it
kind of a given in life
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that when you say, "I'm sorry,"
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the other person says,
"that's okay"?
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Right, how hard is that?
"That's okay."
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Here, turn around. I just
want to show you what happened.
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No, that's all right.
I-I believe you. Okay, no, but--
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you just pretend t-to be his cart...
Frankie--
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and then I'll be my cart. I'll just show you how...
I got it. You don't have to show--
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half of that, just like that.
Hey! Stupid lady.
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Frankie, the guy was a jerk.
So what?
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Shake it off. Who cares
what some idiot thinks?
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I do.
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You know what it is?
I'm just too nice.
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Yeah. That's one theory.
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(Man's voice moans
diabolically) Oh, hey.
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Did you talk to Sue about
what we talked about last night?
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We talked last night?
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Yeah. I woke you up. We talked
for, like, ten minutes.
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I told you, you can't talk to me
when I'm sleeping.
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The seven hours
between bedtime and breakfast,
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this world is dead to me.
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Well, I guess the
girls at the party were dressed...
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Sort of sexy and somebody
put a drink on her,
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so she was kind of down.
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Oh, no.
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What did you say?
Did you tell her it's okay?
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Did you tell her
she's beautiful?
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Did you tell her there's
all these amazing boys out there
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who will like her
for who she is?
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Basically.
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I told her
tomorrow's a new day.
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"Tomorrow's a new day?"
That's what you told her?
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What, it's not?
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Look, this is your department.
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Obviously, you've been
slacking off on the girl talk.
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You really got to get on that.
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Okay, that's fine, but you know,
studies show that girls
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who are close with their fathers
start having sex later in life.
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Hey, Sue. How's it going?
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Uh... so listen, uh,
here's the thing.
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You had some questions
the other night, and, uh,
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if you're still interested,
maybe I can answer a few of 'em.
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You know, if you have any.
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If you don't,
that's--that's fine.
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Oh, yes.
Yes, I have a ton of them!
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Well, I don't know if we have
time for a ton.
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Okay.
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What do boys want?
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Still stuck on that one, huh?
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Is a rockin' bod
the most important thing?
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You know what that is,
right, dad?
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'Cause sometimes I think it is,
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but do you not get any points
for being interesting?
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And I mean, obviously,
having a rockin' bod
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and being interesting
would be the best combo,
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but if you're not,
are you just out of the game?
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And what's the scale?
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And how do you even
find this stuff out?
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Oh, and do you think
my smile's too teethy?
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Wow. Uh...
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Do you want me
to say that again?
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No. Um, look, Sue...
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Some boys like...
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Some things about some girls,
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but then there are other girls
who have other things,
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and the thing is,
what you want to do--
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not now, but at some point
in the future--
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is find... the person...
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That likes the things
that you have that... are good.
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Okay?
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And tomorrow's a new day.
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It's just, at my school,
people don't always, you know,
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know who I am, and I've always
been pretty okay with that,
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but now I'm in high school
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and there's just
all these boys and--
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and the girls are different
and the boys are different,
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and I am just not
on anybody's radar
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and I don't know exactly why.
Is it something I'm doing?
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Is there something
I should be doing?
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Uh, you know...
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Maybe you could stop dressing
like a third-grader.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no, Sue, I didn't--
I didn't mean--
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no, you're right.
I get what you're saying.
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You do?
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Yeah! Yeah, you know, I-I've
changed a lot on the inside.
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Maybe my outsides
haven't changed as much.
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I gotta bring my inner Sue out,
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like when Beyonce
became Sasha fierce.
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Thanks, dad.
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Okay, sure.
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We can talk again,
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but it feels like
we don't need to.
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Is this a valid
Halloween costume?
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I don't know.
What are you supposed to be?
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I'm the ghost
of Ernest Hemingway.
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Hemingway.
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What's with the belt?
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The sheet's too long,
and mom won't let me cut it
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'cause it's the one we use
when grandma comes.
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Look, I'm just trying
to get through the night.
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You want some advice?
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Take it, little brickster.
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This man is legendary--
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agility, speed,
candy-to-hand ratio...
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Half the houses
in the neighborhood
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would run out of candy
'cause of him.
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Wait.
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Hang on.
I'm getting an idea here.
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What say we go trick-or-treating
after all?
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We clean the neighborhood
out of candy,
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then when they all run out
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and have a bunch of crying kids
kicking their doors down,
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we show up
and sell it all back to them.
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We sell the suckers
back their suckers.
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That's genius.
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So that's a "yes"
on the Hemingway?
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'Cause with a different belt
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this could also
pass as salinger.
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Hello?
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So Sue took Mike's advice
to heart
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and decided to have
her outsides match her insides.
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"Teen Vogue" says
hats are really in.
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I found this
is aunt Edie's closet.
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Remember when I bought this
at that garage sale?
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I didn't throw it out.
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I didn't throw it out,
and ponchos came back!
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Animal prints--
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very hot for fall. Rawr!
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Axl, is Sue, you know,
fitting in at school?
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She's kind of
getting a pass right now
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'cause everyone thinks
she's just one of those freaks
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who likes to dress up
for the whole week of Halloween,
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but if she carries this
into November,
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I won't be able to help her.
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Sue. Hold up a sec.
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Check it out.
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I turned a grocery bag
into a purse.
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Yeah, that's great.
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Listen, um, here's 20 bucks.
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After school today,
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maybe you could stop by the mall
and buy yourself a smart outfit.
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Ask the girl for help.
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Wow. Really? Thanks, dad!
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Ask the girl!
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Finally it was Halloween
and Axl and his buddies
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00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,328
were embracing
the spirit of the holiday
247
00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:48,129
by setting out
to scam their neighbors.
248
00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,365
Remember, just grab and go,
no chitchat.
249
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,167
Once we hit the whole
neighborhood, we come back here,
250
00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:54,502
change into new costumes,
and go right back at it.
251
00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:56,638
Wait. Instead of
putting on new costumes,
252
00:10:56,672 --> 00:10:58,573
why don't we all just switch?
253
00:10:58,607 --> 00:11:00,775
Because then we'll
just be three guys
254
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:03,545
with the exact same costumes.
That won't be any different.
255
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,246
I'm not following.
256
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,716
Just give it a second.
257
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,921
We could be here all night.
Let's go. Yeah.
258
00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:17,525
Hey, dad.
259
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,061
So? What do you think?
260
00:11:20,129 --> 00:11:21,363
Uh...
261
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,731
I went to the mall,
262
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,066
and I almost got this shirt that
said, "I believe I can fly,"
263
00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:27,802
that had a hippo with wings,
but then the salesgirl said
264
00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:30,004
this is more what
high school girls are wearing.
265
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:33,475
Do I look mature?
266
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,810
Did you see
what your daughter's wearing?
267
00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:37,445
Here's the other thing.
268
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,348
His cart was in my Lane.
I had the right of way.
269
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:42,183
You gotta see
what your daughter's got on.
270
00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:51,326
So you excited
for the party tonight?
271
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,995
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be totally sick.
272
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:55,930
That's high school
for "awesome."
273
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,966
And check this out!
I just got this.
274
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,934
Wow, nice.
275
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,103
Well, have fun.
276
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,472
It's fine.
277
00:12:04,507 --> 00:12:06,174
You really think that's fine?
278
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:09,744
She's wearing a t-shirt, Mike--
one that's actually in style.
279
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,179
What's wrong with it?
280
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,048
Hold on.
281
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,889
Hey.
282
00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:24,192
Since it's Halloween, I thought
you might be wearing a costume.
283
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:27,695
I mean, uh, I liked
that big dice thing.
284
00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:29,063
Costume party was last week.
285
00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:30,331
This is just boys and girls
286
00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:32,734
hanging out
in Melissa Thurston's basement.
287
00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:35,870
Oh. Fun.
288
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:39,040
It's too tight,
it's too grown-up,
289
00:12:39,074 --> 00:12:41,810
and she's going to
a party in a basement.
290
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,378
I know what goes on
at basement parties, Frankie.
291
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,613
I did some of my best work
in basements.
292
00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:48,616
Get back in there.
Really look this time.
293
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,518
Hey.
294
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:55,390
Wow, you
guys must be really thirsty tonight.
295
00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,258
Oh. These aren't for drinking.
296
00:12:57,293 --> 00:13:01,262
We're, uh, dissolving mildew
off the bathtub.
297
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,764
Ohh.
298
00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:08,336
Well?
299
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,472
You don't have a problem
with the shirt.
300
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:13,341
You have a problem
with what's inside the shirt.
301
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,311
She's growing up, Mike.
I don't know what to tell you.
302
00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:18,279
I do. Let's stop it.
303
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:20,315
Look, I don't have
an issue with the shirt,
304
00:13:20,349 --> 00:13:22,784
but if you do,
you're the parent, too.
305
00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:24,052
You have every right
to tell her not to wear it,
306
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:26,054
and I'll back you up 100%.
307
00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:30,024
I don't want backup.
I want you to be the bad guy.
308
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,261
Ohh. Honey.
309
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:36,197
I know,
and maybe if you had agreed
310
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,899
to go trick-or-treating
with the social group,
311
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,801
things would have
been different.
312
00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:44,472
Before you get mad,
I cut my own sheets.
313
00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:47,675
Ernest Hemingway
liked boats anyway.
314
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,177
Now let's get this over with.
315
00:13:49,211 --> 00:13:52,013
Come on, Brick.
It's not gonna be that bad.
316
00:13:54,683 --> 00:13:56,351
It was gonna be that bad.
317
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:58,253
Okay, everybody,
let's remember,
318
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:01,222
when we get outside,
we all have to stick together.
319
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,326
No wandering off.
This is very important.
320
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,161
Is everybody listening?
321
00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:09,931
Nobody was listening.
Nobody was ever listening.
322
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,533
That's why they were
in this group.
323
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:14,002
How the hell
was I gonna do this?
324
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:17,372
Well, at a certain point,
325
00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:18,806
the social group became
more of a social experiment--
326
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:21,142
how long could one woman
stay chained to six nutty kids
327
00:14:21,176 --> 00:14:23,778
on Halloween before
she completely lost her mind?
328
00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:24,879
Everybody thank the nice lady
329
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:26,848
for letting us all
use her bathroom.
330
00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:29,150
Thank you!
331
00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,085
I have to go the bathroom.
332
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,820
Theo, you were just in there.
333
00:14:32,855 --> 00:14:34,222
I didn't have too then.
334
00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:37,559
This isn't red.
I only like red candy.
335
00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:40,762
I can't eat candy that's not red.
I have to have red candy.
336
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,597
Zack keeps purring,
Mrs. Heck!
337
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,700
Yeah, it's okay, Henry. He can
purr. Just means he's happy.
338
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:48,202
Anybody got a piece of red candy
they can trade with Scott?
339
00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:49,470
My socks got dirty.
340
00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:52,240
We need to stop
so I can put on my backup socks.
341
00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:55,143
Still think
I'm in the top five?
342
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,081
Yep, it's no fun being a parent
when you gotta
343
00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:02,150
tell your kid something
they don't want to hear...
344
00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:03,551
Sue, hold on.
I gotta talk to you.
345
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,786
Please, not now.
346
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,521
I looked up the best time
to show up for a party
347
00:15:06,555 --> 00:15:07,855
on kickinitteenstyle.com,
348
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,991
and right now we're in
the "casually cool" window,
349
00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:12,427
but if we wait too much longer,
we'll be "party tardy,"
350
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:15,196
and I'll risk dissing my host.
We gotta go.
351
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:19,000
Especially when you don't
get to tell them.
352
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,438
Trick or treat?!
353
00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,807
Thank you.
354
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:29,510
All right! Let's change costumes
and hit woodland circle again.
355
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:33,381
Come on!
356
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:36,017
Hey. What's going on,
little Gaga?
357
00:15:36,051 --> 00:15:37,986
Someone just stole our candy.
358
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,253
What?
Who?
359
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,860
Stay here. Don't worry.
We'll get your candy back.
360
00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:47,261
Let's do this.
361
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,842
Dad, you're driving so slow.
362
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,044
Slow or safe?
363
00:16:03,078 --> 00:16:04,078
Come back here!
364
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:10,418
My shoes,
Mrs. Heck!
365
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,186
Okay. All right.
366
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,788
I can hear you.
Come on here.
367
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:16,290
All right, everybody just hold
on for one second, all right?
368
00:16:16,325 --> 00:16:18,660
Ohh. All right, give me
a little rope here. Yeah.
369
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:22,296
Hey, hey, stop tugging, Scott.
We're not moving anywhere.
370
00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:25,233
Everybody could just
stop moving, but no sitting.
371
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:28,836
Hey, ay. Would you stop
rubbing up against my leg, Zack?
372
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:30,171
You're not a real cat.
373
00:16:30,205 --> 00:16:31,572
Can I have French fries?
374
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:34,342
Okay, Corey, for the last time--
nobody's giving out fries.
375
00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:35,743
Those people were
just eating dinner.
376
00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:38,746
Excuse me. We're trying to get by.
Oh, sorry.
377
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:40,748
Just give me a second.
Trying to get everybody up.
378
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:43,651
All right, guys, what did I say?
No sitting!
379
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:47,822
I have kids, too, and I'd never
let 'em get away with that crap.
380
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,125
Did you hear that?
Did you hear what she said?
381
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,094
Yeah. Why is she so mad?
382
00:16:53,128 --> 00:16:56,264
What's going on?
What is wrong with people?
383
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:58,132
And then it hit me.
384
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,669
These kids have to learn to
be social and deal with people.
385
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:04,405
What kind of example would I
be setting if I just let this--
386
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,008
I'm just gonna say it--
stupid lady
387
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:10,344
get away with that comment?
I had to do something.
388
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:13,748
You know what? That woman
is not gonna ruin our Halloween.
389
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,384
We're going after her. Come on.
390
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:24,625
Citizens of Orson,
have no fear.
391
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,260
These stets are safe
once again.
392
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,029
Here you go, little ones.
393
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,065
That'll be 10 bucks.
394
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,100
Dude.
395
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,869
What? I thought
we were selling it back.
396
00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:38,239
Wow. Thank you so much.
Say "thank you," Kevin.
397
00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:40,975
Thank you, superheroes!
398
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:43,878
Hope we didn't mess up
your trick-or-treating.
399
00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:46,047
Oh, we're not trick-or-treating.
We're too old for that.
400
00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:48,883
Now stay in school
and eat your vegetables.
401
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,786
We're off.
402
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:59,494
Come on! Over the hedge!
We're jumping! We're jumping!
403
00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:01,095
We're skipping houses!
404
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,797
We'll get 'em on the way back!
405
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,170
Around the tree!
Around the tree!
406
00:18:09,204 --> 00:18:13,674
Let's work together!
Come on! I see her!
407
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,379
Hey. Hey.
408
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:19,680
Yes?
409
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:27,188
"You know, I said, 'm sorry,"
410
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:29,857
and when someone says,
"I'm sorry,"
411
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:33,327
do you know
what the correct response is?
412
00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:35,062
"That's okay."
413
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:39,367
'Cause we're all out here
just trying our best,
414
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:42,170
and when you say
something nasty,
415
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:46,073
that affects people.
That hurts people.
416
00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:47,909
For your information,
417
00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:51,612
these kids all have
social problems, all of 'em.
418
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,882
Like, this one won't eat
anything that isn't red,
419
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:58,853
and this one here meows.
My son whispers--
420
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,222
I talk too loud and interrupt!
421
00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:02,723
I got this, Henry.
422
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:06,861
The point is you don't know what
some mom might be dealing with,
423
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,497
'cause not every kid
is a perfect princess,
424
00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:11,966
which is an adorable costume.
425
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,236
See? I'm spreading goodness
in the world,
426
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,839
not rudeness and judgment,
427
00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:23,244
'cause a world where people don't say "that's
okay" after someone says "I'm sorry",
428
00:19:23,278 --> 00:19:26,647
is not a world
that I want to live in.
429
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,816
I'm sorry?
430
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:32,286
That's okay.
431
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:38,125
I guess the thing is,
no matter what age we are,
432
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,361
we can all use
some social skills,
433
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,829
'cause like it or not,
434
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,532
we're all tied together
in this world.
435
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,567
Sometimes the things
that tie us together
436
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,970
are the things we're not
quite ready to let go of.
437
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:50,705
Trade you a rolo
for your skittles.
438
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:52,974
One rolo for 20 skittles?
That's a total rip.
439
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,910
Is not. Skittles are
a billion times smaller.
440
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,879
I don't know.
441
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:04,852
Thanks, dad.
442
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,157
Dad, you gotta unlock the door.
443
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,563
Sue.
444
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,431
Have a good time.
445
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:24,839
But sometimes
you gotta let 'em go anyway.
446
00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:25,840
Oops.
447
00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:28,609
I almost forgot my sweater.
448
00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:38,085
You know what?
Guys are gonna love that.
449
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,860
Sure, it's scary as hell,
450
00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:50,464
but as a wise man once said,
tomorrow's a new day.
451
00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:55,064
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